i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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