like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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