as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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