is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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