Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
In the future we'll all be gay
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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