whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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