so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize