dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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