lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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