Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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