He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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