I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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