i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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