He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
