My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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