did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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