Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Randomize
