just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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