Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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