im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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