After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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