I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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