i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
