Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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