we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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