sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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