Christians are straight up FREAKS
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
