Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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