we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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