she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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