Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Two words: nipple clamps
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