Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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