Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
birth control should be required to get into college
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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