thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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