? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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