Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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