I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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