btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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