Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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