Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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