yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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