thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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