you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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