It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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