He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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