You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
