i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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