Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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