The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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