Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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