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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her

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(404): View more from Georgia

My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.

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At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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(216): View more from Ohio

there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?

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(239): View more from Florida

MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.

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(510): View more from California

Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands

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Tgat was the small dick alert

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed

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