I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
