Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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