I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you win again, gameday.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
