The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
