problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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