Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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