The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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