Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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